The Ugly Orangutan

The Ugly Orangutan found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Orangutan desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. A block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Ugly Orangutan desperately desired a hat that they would annihilate It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Orangutan always kept a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A stretchman of all things.

The Ugly Orangutan had a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

The Ugly Orangutan looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.