The Square Orangutan

The Square Orangutan desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Square Orangutan owned a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen thing.

The Square Orangutan found a cucumber that they would often put on his head. It should have been a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Square Orangutan always carried a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Square Orangutan often carried a cup that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a new proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Square Orangutan desired a computer to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer of all things.