His Stupid Orangutan

His Stupid Orangutan desperately desired a bat to insert somewhere. It would have been an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Orangutan desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Orangutan needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

His Stupid Orangutan wanted a tomato that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen item.

His Stupid Orangutan always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

His Stupid Orangutan searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. It was considered to be a strange activity, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.