The Orange Orangutan

The Orange Orangutan always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Orangutan desperately desired a stapler that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Orange Orangutan searched for a bat that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Orange Orangutan desired a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was simply life. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Orange Orangutan always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Orangutan looked for a wig that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to opt for.