My Green Orangutan

My Green Orangutan desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

My Green Orangutan desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

My Green Orangutan desperately craved for a CD player to worship. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

My Green Orangutan always had with them a painting of a melon to demolish. This seems a different activity, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

My Green Orangutan found a pen to put on his head. It would have been a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the item that was chosen.

My Green Orangutan desperately searched for a sword that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.