My Determined Orangutan

My Determined Orangutan looked for a helmet that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to choose.

My Determined Orangutan looked for a can of Tango that they would sit and look at. It might have been a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. A can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

My Determined Orangutan desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is amazing. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

My Determined Orangutan desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

My Determined Orangutan desperately desired a CD player to drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A CD player would be the item that was selected.

My Determined Orangutan often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.