His Bum Loving Orangutan

His Bum Loving Orangutan often carried a toilet brush that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

His Bum Loving Orangutan desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sword is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Orangutan desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

His Bum Loving Orangutan desperately wanted a hat to put down their trousers. It should be an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was spectacular. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Orangutan desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Orangutan owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.