The Depressed Orangutan

The Depressed Orangutan craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. It was a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Orangutan always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Orangutan looked for a cup that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Orangutan desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be awesome. Remarkably, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Orangutan desperately looked for a crown that they would occasionally smash. It was an unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Orangutan desperately looked for a lava lamp to hug. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.