A Confused Orangutan

A Confused Orangutan desired a teapot that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

A Confused Orangutan craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Orangutan always kept a pen that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was out of this world. A pen being the chosen item.

A Confused Orangutan desired a custard pie that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

A Confused Orangutan desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Orangutan craved for a stapler that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was spectacular. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.