There you are... I gotta tell you something since you are entertained with weird things (I mean this in a loving way) have you ever heard of a russian book called Master and Margarita

Its available as an audio for free99 on youtubes and I've been completely sucked in, talk about exploring humanity's quirks... Its both hilarious and horrible at the same time. Dunno if you are into audiobooks, but listen... you won't regret it.