A Brainy Ogre

A Brainy Ogre desperately desired a set square that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.

A Brainy Ogre desperately wanted a pint of cider to experiment on. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

A Brainy Ogre searched for a toilet brush that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

A Brainy Ogre desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would throw. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

A Brainy Ogre desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

A Brainy Ogre found a crown that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was opted for.