A Bewildered Ogre

A Bewildered Ogre had a stapler that they would often smash. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Ogre needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally eat. It is an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Ogre carried a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a helmet would be the item chosen.

A Bewildered Ogre desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an original thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer of all things.

A Bewildered Ogre desperately craved for a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a melon is the item to select.

A Bewildered Ogre desperately searched for a ball that they would often sleep with. It would have been an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.