A Confused Ogre

A Confused Ogre often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

A Confused Ogre always kept a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen item.

A Confused Ogre owned a little monkey that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

A Confused Ogre owned a wig that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A wig was the item that was chosen.

A Confused Ogre looked for a big sponge that they liked to hug. It was considered to be an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to select.

A Confused Ogre desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. It is a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A toilet brush is the item to opt for.