The Foolish Ogre

The Foolish Ogre wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally play with. It should be a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Foolish Ogre always kept a set square that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Ogre wanted a CD player that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be fun. Strangely, a CD player being the item selected.

The Foolish Ogre always carried a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Ogre always carried a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Ogre often carried a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was chosen.