The Brainy Ogre

The Brainy Ogre looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Ogre had a melon that they would often play with. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon being the item opted for.

The Brainy Ogre had a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Ogre desperately looked for a stapler that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Ogre desperately needed a mug to share. It was a fairly funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Ogre often carried a stapler that they sometimes play with. It was a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen item.