Her Red Ogre

Her Red Ogre wanted a stapler that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

Her Red Ogre had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Her Red Ogre needed a cup that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a cup being the item selected.

Her Red Ogre owned a computer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a new operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to select.

Her Red Ogre often carried a helmet that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

Her Red Ogre carried a mug that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.