My Nervous Ogre

My Nervous Ogre always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

My Nervous Ogre carried a chocolate bar that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

My Nervous Ogre often carried a cup that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.

My Nervous Ogre needed a wig to sleep with. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

My Nervous Ogre desperately wanted a cup that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to choose.

My Nervous Ogre carried a bat that they would put on his head. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was opted for.