A Handsome Ogre

A Handsome Ogre desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

A Handsome Ogre needed a radiator that they would occasionally eat. It should have been an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Ogre had a can of coke that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

A Handsome Ogre needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

A Handsome Ogre needed a big sponge that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Ogre carried a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.