His Lovely Ogre

His Lovely Ogre always had with them a piece of paper that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Ogre found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A bottle of beer being the item opted for.

His Lovely Ogre needed a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. It should be a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Ogre desired a mug that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. A mug would be the thing that was selected.

His Lovely Ogre desperately craved for a spade that they would embrace. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Ogre wanted a helmet that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.