His Cute Ogre

His Cute Ogre always had with them a cucumber that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Ogre desired a sponge that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.

His Cute Ogre desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

His Cute Ogre always had with them a can of Tango that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

His Cute Ogre searched for a bag of poop that they liked to smash. It might be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

His Cute Ogre often carried a crown that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.