The Stupid Ogre

The Stupid Ogre always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

The Stupid Ogre wanted a big sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Stupid Ogre desperately wanted a computer that they would often put on his head. It was a weird thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Ogre always had with them a spade that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a spade was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Ogre desperately desired a wig that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a wig of all things.

The Stupid Ogre desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.