His Square Ogre

His Square Ogre looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

His Square Ogre wanted a piece of paper that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

His Square Ogre searched for a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Square Ogre owned a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate It is a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen item.

His Square Ogre searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was simply life. A toilet brush being the thing opted for.

His Square Ogre desperately desired a melon that they would throw. It might have been an odd action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a melon being the thing selected.