Ugly Ogre

Ugly Ogre often carried a sack of potatoes to cuddle. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

Ugly Ogre always kept a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Ugly Ogre desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. One might say this is a funny thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Ogre desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Ugly Ogre desired a radiator to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Ogre found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A bottle of wine being the thing opted for.