My Exciting Ogre

My Exciting Ogre always had with them a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Exciting Ogre always kept a hat that they would hug. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was opted for.

My Exciting Ogre looked for a pint of cider to smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

My Exciting Ogre desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

My Exciting Ogre desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to annihilate It should have been an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

My Exciting Ogre looked for a ball that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was selected.