The Lucky Ogre

The Lucky Ogre always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. A cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Ogre carried a cup that they would sometimes drop. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Lucky Ogre desperately needed a lava lamp to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. A lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Lucky Ogre often carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Lucky Ogre desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. It might be an original action, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

The Lucky Ogre always carried a bottle of beer that they would often hug. It would be a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.