A Worrisome Ogre

A Worrisome Ogre desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often demolish. It is a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

A Worrisome Ogre always carried a magic 8 ball to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

A Worrisome Ogre owned a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

A Worrisome Ogre needed a can of coke that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of coke being the thing selected.

A Worrisome Ogre always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it

A Worrisome Ogre always had with them a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was selected.