The Crypting Ogre

The Crypting Ogre desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Ogre found a can of coke that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Ogre always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Crypting Ogre desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Ogre always kept a cup that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Ogre desperately searched for a pen that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was selected.