The Cute Ogre

The Cute Ogre owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be entertaining. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Cute Ogre craved for a wig that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a wig is the item to opt for.

The Cute Ogre found a stretchman that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Cute Ogre desired a melon that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly curious idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

The Cute Ogre searched for a bat that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a bat being the thing selected.

The Cute Ogre looked for a tomato to sleep with. It was considered to be a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.