A Purple Ogre

A Purple Ogre desperately looked for a cheese grater to worship. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

A Purple Ogre always carried a stapler to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was fun. A stapler would be the thing that was selected.

A Purple Ogre searched for a can of Tango to embrace. It should have been a fairly new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Ogre searched for a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

A Purple Ogre often carried a custard pie that they would cuddle. It is a surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

A Purple Ogre carried a magic 8 ball that they would worship. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.