The Colourful Ogre

The Colourful Ogre searched for a piece of paper to demolish. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Colourful Ogre always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Ogre desired a tomato that they would hug. This seems to be a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Colourful Ogre wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Colourful Ogre carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Colourful Ogre desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.