His Bum Loving Ogre

His Bum Loving Ogre desperately craved for a toilet brush to sleep with. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was miraculous. A toilet brush was the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Ogre looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Ogre desired a pencil sharpener to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Ogre found a bag of flour that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Ogre found a crown that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Ogre always carried a set of lego that they liked to put on his head. It should be an original approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen item.