Her Colourful Ogre

Her Colourful Ogre desperately craved for a pen to put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pen being the thing selected.

Her Colourful Ogre often carried a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Her Colourful Ogre often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Her Colourful Ogre always kept a hat that they liked to drop. It is considered to be an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a hat being the item opted for.

Her Colourful Ogre owned a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing selected.

Her Colourful Ogre often carried a pint of beer to cuddle. It would be a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.