My Fat Ogre

My Fat Ogre always had with them a ball to experiment on. This seems a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball of all things.

My Fat Ogre craved for a melon to play with. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Ogre looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. This seems a peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

My Fat Ogre desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would often eat. It was a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

My Fat Ogre carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

My Fat Ogre desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often demolish. It is an astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was epic. A chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.