A Foolish Ogre

A Foolish Ogre desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is amazing. A block of cheese was the chosen item.

A Foolish Ogre needed a sponge that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

A Foolish Ogre desperately looked for a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Ogre desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would cuddle. It is an original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

A Foolish Ogre desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Ogre wanted a teapot that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.