A Green Ogre

A Green Ogre searched for a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a new thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

A Green Ogre owned a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat having that done to it

A Green Ogre always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

A Green Ogre owned a wig that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a wig being the item selected.

A Green Ogre desired a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Green Ogre desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to select.