Her Lovely Ogre

Her Lovely Ogre always had with them a melon that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Lovely Ogre owned a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. It is a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

Her Lovely Ogre desired a can of Tango to break. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was sublime. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Lovely Ogre found a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Her Lovely Ogre desperately desired a piece of paper to put down their trousers. It would be a different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Lovely Ogre desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.