A Purple Ogre

A Purple Ogre desired a pencil sharpener that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

A Purple Ogre needed a toilet brush that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

A Purple Ogre looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

A Purple Ogre always kept a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to select.

A Purple Ogre often carried a computer to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was selected.

A Purple Ogre carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be wonderous. A pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.