His Silly Ogre

His Silly Ogre desired a CD player to embrace. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a CD player being the item selected.

His Silly Ogre desperately needed a toilet brush to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

His Silly Ogre carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

His Silly Ogre desperately needed a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

His Silly Ogre always kept a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. It might be a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

His Silly Ogre wanted a set of lego that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item chosen.