Their Scary Ogre

Their Scary Ogre desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally share. It should be a surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. A teapot being the thing opted for.

Their Scary Ogre always kept a cheese grater that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Scary Ogre desperately searched for a tomato that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.

Their Scary Ogre desired a bat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to choose.

Their Scary Ogre found a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Their Scary Ogre searched for a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player having that done to it