My Exciting Ogre

My Exciting Ogre owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Ogre desperately desired a set of lego that they would insert somewhere. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Ogre desperately looked for a computer that they would smash. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen item.

My Exciting Ogre owned a bag of poop to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

My Exciting Ogre carried a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a strange thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

My Exciting Ogre desperately needed a little monkey that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.