Marketing Mysticism: Episode 1559
Full Metal Ox Day 1494
Wednesday 02, April 2025
Serenity Year Episode 1559
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Marketing Mysticism
We are all healers. We are all psychic. We are all psychic healers. But not all of us gnogh this. So they go to some kind of academy, maybe online and get a certificate that tells you, that they are certified what-evers. Have you ever noticed that when "healers" and "psychics" are promoted, terms like "world renown" or "top" or "best selling" are used. This says nothing about their skills. World renown can just as easily be applied to a con artist as to a psychic medium.
This stuff is not a science and it's not based on anything that can be measured. So you get a psychic certificate and you learn how to read tarot cards, and maybe you listen to some AI-generated Wisdom books. You "study" for maybe 170 hours, (just over a week), spread out over 90 days or something. And what do you learn? Maybe you get several hours of business, marketing, maybe some sessions on using "power words" and in this era you'd definitely have to learn to set up a podcast, streaming services and so on. You'd pay a hefty sum for your cert. And then, maybe you even get some classes on medical marijuana, micro dosing shrooms, mixing teas... and oh yeah, activating crystals. But the most important classes would be in psychology, (trauma, pain, empathy) what ever's popular.
Then you get your cert and go off into the world. Buy a table at the "Cosmic Healing Convention" pick up some wholesale merch, make cards give "free sample" readings... and next thing you know... Well, anything can happen.
We saw this coming. It happens over and over again, usually after wars. It probably happened after the Black Death in Europe. It certainly happened after the War Between the States in the US and after The Great War in the first quarter of the 20th century. Humans need ways to deal with large scale death, especially when, at the end of the conflict the survivors, soldiers especially, realize that they were lied to about the purpose of the war, what war is like, and how they'd be treated after the war.
We gnogh we can do the healing thing. We've done it... for this vessel and for others. "I always feel better when you're around." What happened? That's healing. However, to do it on demand, for pay, that's where the language lessons and marketing comes in. Like the street fortune tellers back in the day, it's a guessing game. Learn the signs. Fatigue? Blotchy skin? Parasites maybe? Dry eyes? Dry skin? Chronic dehydration maybe?
It's more than parlor tricks and it's not exactly a scam. However it is growing under names like "Bio-hacking" and other clever ways to suggest that you can be healed by faith or tekkie gadgets.
This is our "awakening" era.
Your humble vagabond was either too ignorant or too stubborn to succumb to trauma, depression or any of those fancy words. I was just pissed off and I (Ego, back then, but I didn't know it) had to figure out a way to fix it. And I (We) did. It was only later... like two decades later, that I figured out just what the hell I did to "fix it."
Now I have a team... (The Trinity, Source, Universe). No micro-dosing no ayahuasca barfing freak out "ceremonies," no near death excursions to the other side.
Anyway... Once again, this wasn't supposed to be this long. Kudos to you if you read this far. I don't know enough about "healing" to tell you how to heal thy self, I just know it can be done. Maybe it is better to have a coach, or some kind of guide to lead you through this labyrinthine world of uncertainty. Most of what these healers are advocating these days is 180 degrees away from how I did it and how I coached my Seeds (now blossoming, indestructible flowers) to thrive & survive on this realm. That's my cred. It's all I need.
Enjoy today's episode. Good luck with whatever you got going on. Peace.
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