Hey, Absurdystan is Venezuela. Here a minor is not allowed to legally buy milk, unless that minor proofs that she is pregnant.

Here you have to have a credit card in order to have a passport.

Here, when you enter a bakery, you must ask weather they are selling bread.

Here you have to be in line for hours to withdraw cash from a bank, but the maximum allowed you can get is roughly the amount of cash you need to spend to go to the bank, and by the way, you have to wit in line for two hours for a bus.

Here something costs 100 units if paid by debit card and only 25 if paid by cash.

Here cash is sold by three times it's face value, for example a person gets 300 units transfered to his bank account in exchange of 100 units in cash.

Go figure.