A Angry Newt

A Angry Newt desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would throw. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Angry Newt desperately wanted a custard pie to play with. This seems an astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

A Angry Newt desperately desired a mug that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

A Angry Newt desperately needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be an odd thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels it was wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

A Angry Newt owned a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer having that done to it

A Angry Newt often carried a teapot to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.