The Square Newt

The Square Newt desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Square Newt craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Square Newt owned a computer to cuddle. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Square Newt craved for a cup that they would annihilate It should be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup being the item selected.

The Square Newt desperately looked for a CD player that they would often put on his head. It would have been a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Square Newt always had with them a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a different activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to choose.