Her Depressed Newt

Her Depressed Newt craved for a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

Her Depressed Newt always had with them a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

Her Depressed Newt desperately desired a set square that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Her Depressed Newt desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Depressed Newt had a block of cheese that they would often smash. It would have been an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Newt always kept a sponge that they liked to share. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.