My Grumpy Newt

My Grumpy Newt carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

My Grumpy Newt craved for a set square that they would sleep with. It might have been an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A set square was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Newt carried a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. It would be a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

My Grumpy Newt wanted a pen that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Newt always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

My Grumpy Newt often carried a mug that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.