A Colourful Newt

A Colourful Newt carried a mug to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

A Colourful Newt carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels it was epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

A Colourful Newt desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

A Colourful Newt desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

A Colourful Newt desired a sword that they would often share. It is considered to be a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

A Colourful Newt carried a big sponge that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.