Weary Newt

Weary Newt carried a bat that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

Weary Newt always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes break. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Weary Newt desperately searched for a melon that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. A melon was the item that was selected.

Weary Newt needed a lava lamp that they would sleep with. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

Weary Newt desired a bottle of beer to experiment on. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Weary Newt looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes throw. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.