The Nervous Newt

The Nervous Newt owned a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Newt needed a hat that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Newt always kept a sword that they would often smash. This seems to be a new proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword of all things.

The Nervous Newt needed a big sponge that they would often share. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. A big sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Newt desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Nervous Newt searched for a spade that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a new action, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was chosen.