My Handsome Newt

My Handsome Newt desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

My Handsome Newt had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected it was amazing. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Newt desperately desired a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to opt for.

My Handsome Newt owned a tomato that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

My Handsome Newt always carried a pen to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought it was out of this world. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Newt carried a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.